Hey we have the first two weekends available for shows within, I'd say a five hour drive (tops) from NYC, Cashman is/was hooking these up, don't know where he's at, but if you want us near any of the two (boston, Baltimore) shows in December, nows the time to speak up I suppose....

We have those two weekends set aside for our final winter shows until the big thaw that is our lives in spring....

S.F.H.

P.S. if you write us about playing texas or florida (I'm exagerating) or anyplace we're not trying to play right now, we will never play your town again, just like Connecticut or Long Island or New Jersey or Rhode Island, ya know? Places near us that we can take china town buses to...

I'll have to tell the story if we can't find somebody willing to put up any footage from our show at Gilman where we was playing two cups of tea & some nasty stuff happened. It will hopefully become legendary, but maybe not...
I'm gonna be looking on you tube for Star Fucking Hipsters Gilman vomit, post it if you got it...
strg

A.T. 30th & west coast tour...
We're on tour with Citizen Fish right now & here's the info about the Alternative Tentacles 30th Anniversary Incest-A-Thon Three Night Blow Out
The Great American Music Hall, San Francisco

Thursday November 5
Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
Citizen Fish
Star Fucking Hipsters
MIA

Hello all, we'd like to formerly invite you to join us on this years "Cracktoberfest in the West!" aka a "Cracktober to November" with S.F.H., Citizen Fish, Molotov Compromise & many great local bands including special shows with Christ on Parade (reunion kick-off show) & Alternative Tentacles 30th anniversary with the Guantanamo Medical School (Jello Biafra & his co-conspirators) & MIA (with their original vocalist together in memory of & after the tragic death of their singer last year)

Hello all, we'd like to formerly invite you to join us on this years "Cracktoberfest in the West!"

aka a "Cracktober to November" with S.F.H., Citizen Fish, Molotov Compromise & many great local bands including special shows with Christ on Parade (reunion kick-off show) & Alternative Tentacles 30th anniversary with the Guantanamo Medical School (Jello Biafra & his co-conspirators) & MIA (with their original vocalist together in memory of & after the tragic death of their singer last year)

.. ..& to be continued from November 12th to 20-something-ith with Leftover Crack on their first tour of Australia & New Zealand. Upside-down & Sideways Down-Under on our first ever voyage to the Southern Hemisphere...

& for the Locals of our hometown of NYC please come out & join us for our record release show for our new full length "Never Rest in Peace" at Europa in Greenpoint, Brooklyn 6pm on October 25th with Degenerics, Death Mold, Rabia & Sam from Team Spider's other band whose name escapes us at this moment.

Plus Sturg aka Stza will be performing acoustic in Philadelphia on Oct. 17th at the Terrordome (we'll try to post the address soon) with 14 other bands & solo musicians including (off the tops of our heads): Wingnut Dishwashers Union, Yula Beeri & Whack to name a....uh-three. And last but not (maybe) least, we will be having a "listening party" at 11:30pm 10/19 on the eve of the release of "Never Rest in Peace" at our neighborhood bar: Teneleven on avenue C between 10th & 11th streets with live performances by some form of SFH acoustic & Popeye (acoustic as well) which coincides with Bill Cashmans 20-something-eth birthday, so bring him presents maybe & keep in mind that this will be one of the very few 21+ events we will be involved in. We should have copies of the new record on Vinyl (w/mp3 download cards) & the ultimate hi-fidelity format of this digital age; Thee Compact Disc, a disc so small & efficient it can barely fit into the pocket of your so-called hooded sweatshirt, I believe the kids call them "hoodies". This modern "compact" disc is the cutting edge in sonic technology believed by "many" to be virtually indestructible. So come one, come some. We'll be there all night (unfortunately for the daily worker).

So cum suck on the fumes of the crack-rock-steadiest tunes this side of the New Jersey state line!

Love,

S.F.H.

Never rest in Peace is on sale now! C.D. & L.P. with a free down-load card.

CLICK ON THE STORE PAGE TO ORDER!!!!

It's probably the cheapest place to order it as well, being no middlefolk, so support Alternative Tentacles &/or SFH by ordering direct...

In related news, we'll be playing a few local shows (well, it might be just the one at Europa), as record release parties, we don't got T-shirts, but we'll have the new record for sure... & then to the west-coast....
Chips in a Bag,
SFH

So Alternative Tentacles received the finished shrink-wrapped c.d.s for our second full-length record just a few days ago. The release date is October 20th & I'm sure that A.T. will be taking in advance orders for the c.d.s & l.p.s within the month. We'll let you know. We're excited to have a "catalogue" of songs to play for y'all with our second record completely finished & ready to fly. Chips in a bag. And for the west-coast, check out our shows section for our upcoming tour with Citizen Fish & Molotov Compromise. From Cracktober to November...Chips in a Bag! 13 songs of musical music, we can't wait to play this stuff for you. De Verdad! Enjoy your weekend state-siders & take it easy everybody, everywhere else.
C. in a Mutha'F'n B.
Strg