If anybody has a venue or town somewhere in the middle of the country where we could put something together that's not too close to any of our other shows but keeping in mind that we'd like it to be in between dundee (where we're playing on the second, it's north of Edinburgh!) and London on the 4th. We're looking for something all ages & we'll need a place to sleep, so any ideas would be ace. A benefit show or anything non traditional would be a plus, we just need you to have a p.a. And some people to show up. So get in touch, it just ca'nt be too far from London where we have to be fairly early on the 4th or too out of the way from Dundee, we're trying to avoid a long ass drive and wasting petrol. Cheers & I hope we can get something going. If you have a friend that would wanna do it, it would be great if you would mention this post sfh, if you have acoustic instruments, we could do it in a park or your house? I can do a couple of CV or LOC tunes t sweeten the deal at an acoustic show, prreferably two acustkc guitars, an acoustic bass and something to bang on for p nut. T'anks mates

We've got a good portion of our full states tour booked, but we are still open to some requests. For the past several years whenever we've played in the northern AZ. area we've had a large portion of folks from Tuba City & they've been requesting that LOC or SFH come out to play on the reservation, so we're heading out to AZ this October & we're trying to keep a date open for a show there. So, if we're stiill wanted, we will try to make something happen. So get in touch here & let me know what you think can be put together. And that goes for anybody else on our tour route, the confirmed dates of which we will start posting soon. Thank you very much, SFH

Hello there. We are booking a full U.S tour between September 16th (Pittsburgh, please get in touch, we've lost all of our booking contacts!) & October 2nd (hitting the north mid-west through Ohio & back up by our northwest homeland). And then we go the long way, heading straight south to Florida from October 7th, heading from the south-east to south-west coasts (Texas, NM., AZ. SoCal) mid-October & then up through Cali. & the north-west late Oct. & ending up on Halloween somewhere between the north-west & Utah/Denver with a couple of days extra thrown in for the hell it. So please write to jaycrash@crawlspacebooking.com if you have a place that we can play along that route & get in touch especially if you've done a show for us in the past & we had a mutually great time as we have lost most of our previous boking contacts in a tragic Mexico city taxi cab. If you can, please be specific about what town/city (top priority info, that) you can put a show on in, the venue (if you have that already, it would be grand). We just want some good ol' all-ages shows & NYC is sucking our souls dry, so some of us are looking for that very special place where we can clear our heads of the rubbish that can accumulate in the larger cities of the world. That email address once again is jaycrash@crawlspacebooking.com & if this message comes off as very confusing, it is because it has been dictated & not read...to a lactose intolerant goat...head. No hoovvvves, just a head, face n horns. It's late, we will rewrite this personally, using a goat head to "post" "blogs" on myspace is not hip. Please write us anyways, your Star Fucking Hipterz (Frank, Nico, Strg, Chris & P Nut)

Can't update our show listings from this 'device' but we'll soon have our newest tour dates up for the U.K. This Juy & August including August 4th with the Filaments & Ashers at the Undrworld in Camden & our slot at Rebellion on Aug. 7th with an acoustic Stza aka Strg set on the 8th. More dates & details to be posted soon including Plymouth, Doncaster & many more most shows to be listed soon with Dirty Revolution as direct support on most dates. Cheerio, pints & strongbow! SFH

Can't post new shows right now. But we're playing with The Restarts on Monday, so cme on out. The flier is up on the Degenerics page in our top friends (thanks Craig)...

We are in Berlin & starting our European tour tomorrow in Leipzig. We´re still looking for a few shows in mid-may, perhaps down in Austria & Northern Italy & back up through France... Anyways, the empty dates are apparent on our shows section although we have a couple of leads in the direction mentioned.
write kai@muttisbooking.de if you can definitely arrange a show somewhere around there...
SFH

...SFH have a tour coming up in a couple of weeks & it looks like we need some help filling it out as there has been a last minute cancellation of a tour that we were supposed to be a part of as an opener. I'm not sure what is being worked on by our guy in Germany, but if you CAN & that is Definitely CAN book us somewhere with a P.A. (Speakers, Amplifier, microphones, etc.) Europe between May 4th & May 14th & now other dates include April 22nd, 23rd & 25th could you please e mail our guy kai@muttis-booking.de .. & put SFH, your city/country in the subject thinger & any useful information that let's Kai know for real that you can actually put a show on somewhere, we'll play some Choking Victim songs for you....
See ya' Europe....
SFH
that e mail again is Kai@muttis-booking.de

P.S. on those April dates, we are willing to play benefit shows or anything, as long as we can find a place to sleep....

We'll be playing a show with Nico returning to the stage Thursday the 25th of March. It's at the Brooklyn Masonic Temple & Witch Hunt will be playing as well. Also here's the links to some behind the scenes of the video shoot for "3,000 miles away" shot for theberrics.com for their wednesdays with Reda segments, kind of entertaining, at least to us, hopefully you too?

part 1 http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1659
part 2 http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1660
part 3 http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1661
part 4 http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1662

The 4th one has me explaining the Gilman Vomit expierience about 3 days after it happened... Good times!

Nico will be front & center for all SFH shows following this Thursday & then we're off to Europe & then we will start writing record number 3 for next year...
Love,
S Fuckin' H

Hey we have the first two weekends available for shows within, I'd say a five hour drive (tops) from NYC, Cashman is/was hooking these up, don't know where he's at, but if you want us near any of the two (boston, Baltimore) shows in December, nows the time to speak up I suppose....

We have those two weekends set aside for our final winter shows until the big thaw that is our lives in spring....

S.F.H.

P.S. if you write us about playing texas or florida (I'm exagerating) or anyplace we're not trying to play right now, we will never play your town again, just like Connecticut or Long Island or New Jersey or Rhode Island, ya know? Places near us that we can take china town buses to...

I'll have to tell the story if we can't find somebody willing to put up any footage from our show at Gilman where we was playing two cups of tea & some nasty stuff happened. It will hopefully become legendary, but maybe not...
I'm gonna be looking on you tube for Star Fucking Hipsters Gilman vomit, post it if you got it...
strg

A.T. 30th & west coast tour...
We're on tour with Citizen Fish right now & here's the info about the Alternative Tentacles 30th Anniversary Incest-A-Thon Three Night Blow Out
The Great American Music Hall, San Francisco

Thursday November 5
Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
Citizen Fish
Star Fucking Hipsters
MIA

Hello all, we'd like to formerly invite you to join us on this years "Cracktoberfest in the West!" aka a "Cracktober to November" with S.F.H., Citizen Fish, Molotov Compromise & many great local bands including special shows with Christ on Parade (reunion kick-off show) & Alternative Tentacles 30th anniversary with the Guantanamo Medical School (Jello Biafra & his co-conspirators) & MIA (with their original vocalist together in memory of & after the tragic death of their singer last year)

Hello all, we'd like to formerly invite you to join us on this years "Cracktoberfest in the West!"

aka a "Cracktober to November" with S.F.H., Citizen Fish, Molotov Compromise & many great local bands including special shows with Christ on Parade (reunion kick-off show) & Alternative Tentacles 30th anniversary with the Guantanamo Medical School (Jello Biafra & his co-conspirators) & MIA (with their original vocalist together in memory of & after the tragic death of their singer last year)

.. ..& to be continued from November 12th to 20-something-ith with Leftover Crack on their first tour of Australia & New Zealand. Upside-down & Sideways Down-Under on our first ever voyage to the Southern Hemisphere...

& for the Locals of our hometown of NYC please come out & join us for our record release show for our new full length "Never Rest in Peace" at Europa in Greenpoint, Brooklyn 6pm on October 25th with Degenerics, Death Mold, Rabia & Sam from Team Spider's other band whose name escapes us at this moment.

Plus Sturg aka Stza will be performing acoustic in Philadelphia on Oct. 17th at the Terrordome (we'll try to post the address soon) with 14 other bands & solo musicians including (off the tops of our heads): Wingnut Dishwashers Union, Yula Beeri & Whack to name a....uh-three. And last but not (maybe) least, we will be having a "listening party" at 11:30pm 10/19 on the eve of the release of "Never Rest in Peace" at our neighborhood bar: Teneleven on avenue C between 10th & 11th streets with live performances by some form of SFH acoustic & Popeye (acoustic as well) which coincides with Bill Cashmans 20-something-eth birthday, so bring him presents maybe & keep in mind that this will be one of the very few 21+ events we will be involved in. We should have copies of the new record on Vinyl (w/mp3 download cards) & the ultimate hi-fidelity format of this digital age; Thee Compact Disc, a disc so small & efficient it can barely fit into the pocket of your so-called hooded sweatshirt, I believe the kids call them "hoodies". This modern "compact" disc is the cutting edge in sonic technology believed by "many" to be virtually indestructible. So come one, come some. We'll be there all night (unfortunately for the daily worker).

So cum suck on the fumes of the crack-rock-steadiest tunes this side of the New Jersey state line!

Love,

S.F.H.

Never rest in Peace is on sale now! C.D. & L.P. with a free down-load card.

CLICK ON THE STORE PAGE TO ORDER!!!!

It's probably the cheapest place to order it as well, being no middlefolk, so support Alternative Tentacles &/or SFH by ordering direct...

In related news, we'll be playing a few local shows (well, it might be just the one at Europa), as record release parties, we don't got T-shirts, but we'll have the new record for sure... & then to the west-coast....
Chips in a Bag,
SFH

So Alternative Tentacles received the finished shrink-wrapped c.d.s for our second full-length record just a few days ago. The release date is October 20th & I'm sure that A.T. will be taking in advance orders for the c.d.s & l.p.s within the month. We'll let you know. We're excited to have a "catalogue" of songs to play for y'all with our second record completely finished & ready to fly. Chips in a bag. And for the west-coast, check out our shows section for our upcoming tour with Citizen Fish & Molotov Compromise. From Cracktober to November...Chips in a Bag! 13 songs of musical music, we can't wait to play this stuff for you. De Verdad! Enjoy your weekend state-siders & take it easy everybody, everywhere else.
C. in a Mutha'F'n B.
Strg